sixpenceee:

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

How are people so creative and artsy, and how can I be them

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2 hours ago
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moonstoners:

peach—queen:

spagka:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

this is actually the worst

BOYS ARE FUCKING STUPID

OH MY GOD

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7 hours ago
97,614 notes
zenlusive:

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

This is what tumblr does to us.

zenlusive:

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

This is what tumblr does to us.

14 hours ago
676,085 notes

captin-metal-head:

blackdoommetal:

ABSOLUT

I don’t drink so I would buy it for this!

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15 hours ago
60,032 notes
leowithani:

aestheticrequiem:

the-goddamazon:

chocolateanddimples:

dash-ketchum:

yet—another—url:

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.
NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

Omg and it was a compound? What other ingredients did you have to mix it with?! THAT wasn’t enough?!

that One Night will be your LAST night fuck around wit this shit dawg

Lol “skillfully combined with a handful of other ingredients”

These niggas said “fuck a cough” and “fuck everything”.

NIGHT NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

I love that there’s fucking chloroform in this shit. Like, go the fuck to sleep. 

leowithani:

aestheticrequiem:

the-goddamazon:

chocolateanddimples:

dash-ketchum:

yet—another—url:

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.

NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

Omg and it was a compound? What other ingredients did you have to mix it with?! THAT wasn’t enough?!

that One Night will be your LAST night fuck around wit this shit dawg

Lol “skillfully combined with a handful of other ingredients”

These niggas said “fuck a cough” and “fuck everything”.

NIGHT NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

I love that there’s fucking chloroform in this shit. Like, go the fuck to sleep. 

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19 hours ago
42,575 notes

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

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19 hours ago
259,277 notes

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

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19 hours ago
20,075 notes

heycourtneymae:

vengeance-of-synners:

coolinfantryguy:

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

cant bitch out now

"bitch sticker"

Bitch sharks.

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20 hours ago
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chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow our Tumblr

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

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14 hours ago
15,750 notes
justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

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19 hours ago
50,268 notes
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YG Family cover project 003 Lydia|Eyes, Nose Lips Cover|

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20 hours ago
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